Dear Stupid Undergraduate Students that Live in Horton at Swansea University,
Please stop being complete douchebags and setting the fire alarms off at inconvenient times, such as 3am on a Wednesday morning. If you are unsure of how to avoid this, these tips may come in handy:
1) stop smoking in your room
2) shut the bathroom door when and after you shower (as it says on the back of the door, and you are told every time we congregate outside and the big red truck comes along)
3) stop spraying sprays in your bedroom (again, as you've been told)
4) stop breaking the fire alarm switches and setting them off
5) if you require any help following these handy hints, please don't hesitate to come and see me in room 503. I would be glad to teach you the lesson of how it's done.
Love and Kisses,
Your Friendly/Livid with Rage/Don't Mess with Me Neighbour,
Claire
xx
Please stop being complete douchebags and setting the fire alarms off at inconvenient times, such as 3am on a Wednesday morning. If you are unsure of how to avoid this, these tips may come in handy:
1) stop smoking in your room
2) shut the bathroom door when and after you shower (as it says on the back of the door, and you are told every time we congregate outside and the big red truck comes along)
3) stop spraying sprays in your bedroom (again, as you've been told)
4) stop breaking the fire alarm switches and setting them off
5) if you require any help following these handy hints, please don't hesitate to come and see me in room 503. I would be glad to teach you the lesson of how it's done.
Love and Kisses,
Your Friendly/Livid with Rage/Don't Mess with Me Neighbour,
Claire
xx
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